purple waffles

Purple Waffles is a tiny Aussie corner of the internet dedicated to the deliciously odd. We publish witty, clean, slightly surreal takes on waffles, brunch culture, and pop-culture crossovers—think syrup waterfalls, waffle-shaped constellations, and sensible advice with a cheeky grin. Posts are written with a human touch and a sprinkle of AI, so you get fresh ideas without the fluff.

What you’ll get
New articles 1–2 times a week (900–1,200 words, easy to skim).
AI-generated editorial images that are fun, not freaky.
Practical bits: recipes, hacks, café finds and gear we actually rate.
A friendly weekly digest (no spam, cancel anytime).

Who’s behind it
I’m Matt, wrangler of the waffle chaos. The site runs on a low-touch WordPress/AI setup I built so it basically hums along while I make coffee. I edit everything to keep it clever, useful and PG-friendly.

How we keep the lights on
We use light ads and a few affiliate links (e.g., waffle irons, purple food colouring). They never change our opinions—pinkie promise.

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Pop your email in the box below and get the latest purple-hued goodness every Friday. 🧇💜